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New Ask Hyperping, the AI that investigates

Show uptime.
Catch downtime.

Monitoring, status pages and on-call in one simple platform.

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20 monitors free. No credit card required.

Hyperping dashboard showing six healthy monitors, 100% uptime and response times in a demo workspace. Hyperping dashboard showing six healthy monitors, 100% uptime and response times in a demo workspace.
Acme public status page showing all six services operational and 90 days of uptime history. Demo data. Acme public status page showing all six services operational and 90 days of uptime history. Demo data.

Trusted by teams that put uptime first.

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Alma
Pitch Pitch
Silverfort Silverfort
Beatport
EF Education First EF Education First
Higgsfield Higgsfield
Havas
Slite Slite
Husqvarna Husqvarna
University of Oxford

We’re on watch

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All systems operational99.99%

Uptime monitoring

Catch downtime the moment it happens, from multiple regions, before your customers notice.

CPU
Memory
Disk

Server monitoring

A lightweight agent tracks CPU, memory and disk, so you spot trouble before it turns into downtime.

1import { test, expect } from '@playwright/test';2 3test('Checkout is ready', async ({ page }) => {4  await page.goto('https://shop.example.com');5  await page.getByText('Add to cart').click();6  await page.getByText('Checkout').click();7 8  const checkout = page.getByRole('heading', {9    name: 'Checkout', exact: true10  });11  await expect(checkout).toBeVisible();12});

Browser checks / E2E

Playwright tests that catch broken sign-ins and checkouts before your customers do.

DB backupEvery hour
Data syncEvery 5 min
Daily reportDaily at 09:00
Hyperping

Cron job monitoring

Get alerted when a backup or scheduled job silently fails to run, not days later.

api.acme.com is down. HTTP 503 from Paris, confirmed from Frankfurt and N. Virginia.9:42 AM
Incident published on status.acme.com. 1,240 subscribers notified by email.9:43 AM
api.acme.com is back up. Downtime 4 min 12 s, incident resolved automatically.9:46 AM
View incident

Notification channels

Alerts reach the right person on Slack, Teams, SMS or a phone call, whichever wakes them up.

https://acme.com
Certificate valid64dExpiring soon7d

SSL monitoring

Keep certificates in check. Get alerted before they expire, so your customers always connect securely.

On call nowJoelKai
MonTueWedThuFriSatSun
JoelAlexSam
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On-call calendar

Plan rotations, share the load, and see who’s on call. Every incident reaches the right person, at the right time.

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All systems operational
Contra landing page
Discover independents page
Profile page
Custom profiles
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All Systems Operational

API100.00%
Payments100.00%
Dashboard100.00%
Website100.00%

Keep customers informed

Share live uptime, incidents and maintenance updates on a status page that feels like your brand.

Acme statusPrivate status page
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or use email
[email protected]
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Private status pages

Keep internal updates private. Sign in with your team’s SSO or an email code.

Alma

See how Alma gets alerted before Datadog with Hyperping

Time to first alert
<60s
Merchants relying on Alma
25K+
Read the story
Visitors and the Alma team at their Paris Retail Week stand.
Alma at Paris Retail WeekPhoto: Alma
Higgsfield

How Higgsfield keeps AI video generation flowing for 25M creators with Hyperping

Mean time to acknowledge
<2 min
Videos generated
300M
Explore Higgsfield
Two Higgsfield team members working together at a computer, photographed in black and white.
Inside Higgsfield · Cinema StudioPhoto: Higgsfield
Havas

How Havas keeps client sites online in 100+ countries with Hyperping

Sites and campaigns monitored
400+
Uptime tracked across brands
99.98%
Explore Havas
Yannick Bolloré speaking at the Havas press briefing in Cannes.
Havas Café · Cannes, 2026© Stephane Sby Balmy / Havas
EF Education First

How EF keeps enrollment and student portals reachable worldwide with Hyperping

Portals and sites monitored
60+
Countries and regions served
100+
Explore EF
Students moving through a bright, open EF school with glass study rooms.
Inside an EF schoolPhoto: EF Education First
Silverfort

How Silverfort protects 10 billion authentications a day, with Hyperping on watch

Authentications protected daily
10B
Total funding raised
$222M
Explore Silverfort
The Golden Gate Bridge at sunset, from Silverfort’s RSAC Conference recap.
San Francisco · RSAC Conference, 2026Photo: Silverfort blog

18

monitoring locations worldwide

30s

between checks, down to 10s

99.99%

uptime for the Hyperping platform

SSO/SAML

single sign-on for your team

SLA

service-level agreement

Audit logs

a record of your team's activity

Verified alerts.Where your team works.

Every alert is double-checked from at least two other locations before it reaches the tools your team already uses.

  • Slack logoSlack
  • Microsoft Teams logoMicrosoft Teams
  • Google Chat logoGoogle Chat
  • PagerDuty logoPagerDuty
  • Opsgenie logoOpsgenie
  • Jira Service Management logoJira Service Management
  • Discord logoDiscord
  • Telegram logoTelegram
  • Hyperping mobile app iconMobile app
  • Email
  • SMS
  • Phone call
  • Webhooks
status.pitch.com
Pitch status page on Hyperping: all systems operational, with the web app, backend and desktop applications listed.

PitchOpen

A dark, branded page listing seven services, all operational.

status.slite.com
Slite status page on Hyperping: all systems operational, with 90-day uptime and response time charts for the web app and general API.

SliteOpen

90-day uptime and response times for every service.

status.beatport.com
Beatport status page on Hyperping: all systems operational, with uptime bars and response time charts for the website and API.

BeatportOpen

Live uptime for the store, the API and Baseware.

status.cleanshot.com
CleanShot X status page on Hyperping: all systems operational, with the cloud, licensing and thumbnails APIs listed.

CleanShot XOpen

Cloud, licensing and thumbnails APIs with a 90-day history.

status.omr.com
OMR status page on Hyperping: all systems operational, with 90-day uptime for OMR.com, the ticket shop and the MyOMR GraphQL API.

OMROpen

OMR.com, the ticket shop and the reviews platform, side by side.

status.rewardful.com
Rewardful status page on Hyperping: all systems operational, with 90-day uptime for the website and merchant portal.

RewardfulOpen

Website, application, API and tracking script, grouped.

status.runn.io
Runn status page on Hyperping: all systems operational, with 90-day uptime for the European app, Node and Hasura services.

RunnOpen

EU and US servers in separate groups, each with uptime and response times.

status.devexpress.com
DevExpress status page on Hyperping: all systems operational, listing devexpress.com and the support and client centers.

DevExpressOpen

Every customer-facing service, from the NuGet server to the downloads CDN.

status.refiner.io
Refiner status page on Hyperping: all systems operational, with 90-day uptime for the website, API, app and JavaScript client.

RefinerOpen

Website, API, app and JavaScript client with 90-day uptime bars.

status.eversports.com
Eversports status page on Hyperping: all systems operational, with the widget, marketplace, manager and APIs grouped and their 90-day uptime.

EversportsOpen

Applications, APIs and websites in three groups, each with 90-day uptime.

status.import.io
Import.io status page on Hyperping: all systems operational, with frontend and backend groups, 90-day uptime and response time charts.

Import.ioOpen

Frontend and backend groups, with response time charts per API.

status.screeb.app
Screeb status page on Hyperping: all systems operational, with frontend and backend services, purple uptime bars and response time charts.

ScreebOpen

Frontend and backend services with uptime bars in the brand's purple.

status.helpdocs.io
HelpDocs status page on Hyperping: all systems operational, listing the marketing site, API, custom domains, blog, subdomains, Lighthouse embed and realtime search.

HelpDocsOpen

Seven services, from the API to the realtime search, on a light page.

status.oviva.com
Oviva status page on Hyperping: all systems operational, listing the website, login server, coaching suite, learning portal and CRM services.

OvivaOpen

Login, coaching suite, learning portal and CRMs per country, all listed.

status.archireport.com
Archireport status page on Hyperping: all systems operational, with servers in Europe, North America and Oceania and their response time charts.

ArchireportOpen

Servers in Europe, North America and Oceania, each with a response time chart.

status.scrapingbee.com
ScrapingBee status page on Hyperping: all systems operational, with the dashboard, HTML scraping and dedicated APIs and their 90-day uptime.

ScrapingBeeOpen

Core scraping and dedicated APIs with 90-day uptime, degradations included.

status.insites.com
Insites status page on Hyperping: all systems operational, with the core platform, SEOpal and lead signals grouped and pink uptime bars.

InsitesOpen

Core platform, SEOpal and lead signals, with a welcome note and pink bars.

status.storekit.com
storekit status page on Hyperping: all systems operational, with the API, storefront, dashboard, print server and webhooks and their uptime.

storekitOpen

API, storefront, dashboard, print server and webhooks under a big green check.

status.placid.app
Placid status page on Hyperping: all systems operational, with 90-day uptime for the app and API and a response time chart.

PlacidOpen

App and API with 90-day uptime and a response time chart, kept minimal.

status.vivenu.com
vivenu status page on Hyperping: all systems operational, with the core API, web, maps, dashboard, payments and delivery services and their uptime.

vivenuOpen

Core API, dashboard, payments and ticket delivery, each with 90-day uptime.

Guillermo Rauch
CEO, Vercel
@hyperping is really amazing
Fabrice Gregoire
Site Reliability Engineer, Alma
Hyperping’s reputation in our company is that it’s more reactive than Datadog. We usually get notifications from Hyperping before Datadog.
Pierre Renaudin
CTO, Slite
We picked Hyperping to bring a high quality incidents and status reporting dashboard to our users.
Moritz Dausinger
CEO & Founder, Refiner
We have the real-time alerts from Hyperping telling us if the app is down. These are sometimes arriving even before AWS notices or notifies us.
Gary Gaspar
CEO & Founder, Marker.io
We couldn’t imagine running our SaaS business without Hyperping now.
Jakob Bo Storjohann
CEO, Ideanote
Hyperping nails all aspects: from smooth setup to peace of mind and attentive customer service.
Ask Hyperping⌘J

Why did checkout fail last night?

Read 3 monitors, 46 checks, 1 server and 1 incident

Checkout API returned 502 from 02:14 to 02:31 UTC, from every region. DNS and the certificate stayed healthy, so the failure was at the origin.

Memory on api-2 peaked at 97% just before the first failed check, and recovered when the process restarted at 02:30.

  • Checkout API
  • api-2
  • Incident #128
Ask about your monitors, incidents or on-call…
Ask HyperpingAlpha

Ask why. Get the evidence.

Ask what broke, which region it hit, who was on call or what last month’s uptime was. Every answer names the monitors, checks and incidents it comes from, one click away.

Try it free for 14 days
Investigate

Paged at 3 a.m.? It already looked.

Turn on automatic investigations and Hyperping starts digging as soon as someone is paged: what failed, where, since when, and what changed around it. The findings land on the incident and in the Slack thread.

Dashboard and Slack

Ask where you already are.

Press ⌘J in the dashboard or type /hp ask in Slack. Only you see the answer until you share it with the channel. It reads, it never changes your setup: a new monitor comes back as a draft for you to create.

Your own key

Try it on ours. Run it on yours.

Every paid plan and trial includes 10 questions and 3 investigations a month on our AI. Connect your own OpenAI, Anthropic, Gemini or OpenRouter key and they become unlimited.

Alpha, on paid plans and trials. Not available on EU-only accounts, whose data never goes to an AI provider.

curl -X POST \
  https://api.hyperping.io/v1/monitors \
  -H "Authorization: Bearer $API_KEY" \
  -H "Content-Type: application/json" \
  -d '{
    "name": "Production API",
    "url": "https://api.example.com",
    "check_frequency": 60
  }'
REST API

A few lines. Full control.

Create monitors, manage incidents, and update status pages from your own tools. Automate the work that keeps you online.

Explore the API
# Monitoring, versioned with your infrastructure

resource "hyperping_monitor" "api" {
  name            = "Production API"
  url             = "https://api.example.com"
  protocol        = "http"
  check_frequency = 60
}
TerraformCommunity provider

Your monitoring, as code.

Define monitors alongside your infrastructure with the Develeap provider. Review every change in a pull request.

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{
  "mcpServers": {
    "hyperping": {
      "type": "http",
      "url": "https://api.hyperping.io/v1/mcp",
      "headers": {
        "Authorization": "Bearer YOUR_API_KEY"
      }
    }
  }
}
MCPModel Context Protocol

Your AI, in the loop.

Give Claude, Cursor, and your AI tools live context from Hyperping. Investigate outages, check who’s on-call, and manage monitors and status pages from a prompt.

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USD · Monthly billing for every plan

The tool mix

Three subscriptions to keep it all running.

Example stack
  • Pingdom100 uptime + 20 advanced checks
    $149/mo
  • StatuspagePublic Startup + private Growth
    $348/mo
  • PagerDutyProfessional · 10 users × $25
    $250/mo
Combined cost

$747/month

$8,964 over 12 months

Hyperping

Everything connected, from the first check.

Business
  • 1,000 monitors
  • 10 status pages
  • 20 team members
  • On-call & escalations
  • 20-second checks
  • Priority support
One platform. One subscription.

$299/month

$3,588 over 12 months
60% less

Save $5,376 a year with this mix.

Explore pricing
Pricing sources & assumptions

Reviewed September 16, 2026. All amounts are USD; local currency prices may differ.

  • Pingdom Synthetic Monitoring: $149/month for 100 uptime checks, 20 advanced checks and 350 SMS credits. USD rate from our August 17, 2026 review; the live calculator served EUR during this check, so the USD rate was not independently reverified today.
  • Statuspage: one public Startup page ($99/month, 1,000 subscribers, 10 team members) and one private Growth page ($249/month, 300 authenticated subscribers, 15 team members).
  • PagerDuty Professional: $25/user/month on monthly billing, for 10 users. Its $21 rate requires annual billing.
  • Hyperping Business: $299/month on monthly billing. The advertised $249/month is a rounded annual equivalent of $2,990/year and is not used in this comparison.

This is one example of a three-tool stack, not the cheapest possible setup or a feature-for-feature match. Pingdom and PagerDuty also include status-page features; a separate Statuspage subscription may not be needed by every team. Usage charges and paid connectors are not included. Annual totals are 12 monthly payments, not annual subscription quotes.

What is Hyperping?

Hyperping is an uptime monitoring and status page platform that helps teams detect downtime before their customers do. It combines multi-region website and API monitoring from 18 locations, branded status pages and on-call scheduling with escalation policies in one tool. Endpoints are checked every 30 seconds, false positives are eliminated with auto-retry verification, and alerts reach your team via Slack, SMS, phone call, PagerDuty or email.

How much does Hyperping cost?

You can start with 20 monitors, one team member and one basic status page for free, no credit card required. Paid plans start at $29/month on monthly billing and include on-call scheduling. Each plan has its own monitoring, status-page and seat limits; extra seats and optional add-ons are billed separately. See pricing for the full breakdown.

How is Hyperping different from Better Stack, UptimeRobot or Pingdom?

Hyperping replaces a stack of separate tools (Pingdom + Statuspage + PagerDuty) with one platform: 30-second check intervals, zero false positives through multi-location auto-retry verification, built-in branded status pages with custom domains and plans with included team seats. Compare them in detail: Hyperping vs UptimeRobot, Hyperping vs Pingdom and Hyperping vs Better Stack.

Who is Hyperping best for?

Hyperping is built for CTOs, VPs of Engineering and DevOps teams at B2B SaaS companies who need reliable monitoring and transparent customer communication. It is also used by agencies managing client sites, hosting providers proving reliability, universities communicating IT incidents, and enterprise teams who need SSO, GDPR compliance and audit logs.

What does a good status page look like?

A good status page is public, branded and on your own domain, lists every service your customers depend on, shows 90-day uptime and response time history, and posts incident updates in real time. See live status page examples from Pitch, Slite, Beatport, CleanShot X and other teams, all hosted on Hyperping status pages.

How do I get started with Hyperping?

Sign up for free, add your first website or API endpoint, and monitoring starts within minutes. You can publish a branded status page in seconds, connect alert channels (Slack, SMS, email, phone) and create on-call schedules with escalation policies. Most teams are fully set up in under 5 minutes; the documentation covers every step.

What types of monitoring does Hyperping support?

HTTP/HTTPS and API monitoring, SSL certificate monitoring, cron job and heartbeat monitoring, Playwright-based synthetic browser checks, TCP port, ICMP ping, DNS and keyword content monitoring. Every check type runs from multiple regions with auto-retry verification.

Does Hyperping have AI features?

Yes. Ask Hyperping answers questions about your monitors, incidents, servers and on-call in the dashboard and in Slack, and can investigate an incident on its own as soon as someone is paged. It is in alpha on paid plans and trials, with 10 questions and 3 investigations a month on Hyperping’s AI, unlimited with your own OpenAI, Anthropic, Gemini or OpenRouter key. It is not available on EU-only accounts. Your own AI tools can also work with Hyperping through the MCP server.

Does Hyperping integrate with my existing tools?

Yes. Alerts go to Slack, Microsoft Teams, PagerDuty, Opsgenie, Discord, Telegram, email, SMS, phone calls and webhooks, and Hyperping can also replace them on its own: see Hyperping vs PagerDuty and Hyperping vs Opsgenie. Monitoring can be managed as code with the REST API, Terraform and an MCP server for AI assistants.

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