But hey, I still have time for my projects!

• MaTools — for when you need to “organize” files (hide them).
• CoFlu — to fix typos because, apparently, grammar is a social construct.
• Based.meme — the only way for me to get likes and followers.
• And Rust? That’s my “spinning donut of doom,” faster than your WiFi.

On my way to 2,000. Basically a part-time job. But hey, it’s not about making a difference—it’s about the illusion of productivity.

Proof I’m not alone in this madness.

P.S. This text is proudly sponsored by my 5-minute break from existential dread.