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bateller/README.md

Hey there! ๐Ÿ‘‹

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Production engineer, 25+ years in production. I run systems, write about running them, and build tools for the people on call. More about me at BrianTeller.com.

๐ŸŽ–๏ธ DevOps Institute Ambassador ยท ITIL Ambassador ยท Industry Advisor at Cornell Tech, mentoring a multidisciplinary team of master's students through Studio โ€” technical feasibility, engineering tradeoffs, reliability, and what it actually takes to get an idea into production.

๐Ÿ”ญ Currently building

All live, all free unless noted. Home base is TellersTech.com (also tellerstech.io).

Publications

  • ๐Ÿ“ฐ OnCallBrief.com โ€” a weekly SRE/DevOps brief, curated from 265 sources. What happened, and what it means for the team that has to run it afterward.
  • ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ ShipItWeekly.fm โ€” a weekly podcast on shipping and operating production systems. 60+ episodes, also on Substack. (also shipitweekly.io)
  • ๐Ÿ“– Confidently Wrong โ€” AI for DevOps & SRE Engineers. In development, active draft. AI treated as what it actually is in production: an untrusted system with real authority and a real blast radius.
  • ๐ŸŽง Best DevOps & SRE Podcasts โ€” a listening guide, updated as the field moves.

Tools & labs โ€” tellerstech.com/labs

  • ๐Ÿฆ† CodeDuck.ai โ€” a terminal CLI that runs incident scenarios, so on-call practice doesn't have to be a real outage. (also codeduck.io)
  • ๐Ÿ›ฐ๏ธ Beacon Command โ€” a browser game that teaches SRE and DevOps concepts through a space-station sim.
  • ๐Ÿ”— tsn.io and ysn.io โ€” two link shorteners on one codebase, split by whose links they carry. tsn.io mints everything I publish; ysn.io carries other people's, by invitation. Neither trusts the caller and the destination at once.

Awards

  • ๐Ÿ† LMGT.org โ€” free, vendor-neutral awards for knowledge given away in production engineering. No fees, no categories you can buy. (also DevOpsAwards.com, DevOpsAwards.org)

Working with me

  • ๐Ÿงญ Advisory ยท Workshops ยท Speaking ยท 1:1 Mentorship
  • ๐Ÿ—๏ธ WBAT.net โ€” infrastructure consulting: IaC with Terraform, and the platform work around it.

And one that is purely a joke

  • ๐Ÿ™ƒ LMGT.com โ€” "let me google that". Not the awards; the naming misleads on purpose.

๐Ÿงฐ Track record

Co-led large-scale AWS โ†’ GCP migrations. Owned Kafka platform engineering through vendor transitions (Confluent Cloud โ†’ MSK โ†’ Confluent Cloud with private networking), including Schema Registry and MirrorMaker2/Replicator during cutover windows. Ran SOC 2 evidence programs across multiple audit cycles, supported public-company readiness and SOX preparation, and contributed to PCI programs in HIPAA-certified environments. Led disaster recovery with explicit RTO/RPO targets. As CTO of a digital-signage company, led a zero-downtime migration to the cloud.

Day to day: Terraform and Terragrunt, AWS, Kubernetes and EKS, Kafka, CI/CD, GitHub, incident response, infrastructure guardrails, cost management, and the messy operational details that never show up in clean conference demos.

Before infrastructure, radio โ€” college station, a major-market DC morning show, then evenings on Key 103.1. Live timing, reading a room, and staying composed when things break on air.

๐Ÿ“ซ Elsewhere

  • @bateller on X ยท Brian Teller on LinkedIn
  • ๐Ÿ˜„ Pronouns: He / Him / Them
  • โ„น๏ธ Recruiters: I'm not actively looking for a change.

Most of my day-to-day lives in private repos, so the cards below count a fraction of the work.

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