GeezerVison

We’re a consultancy and open-source collective focused on helping teams avoid DevOps disasters. Our approach is simple: we roast your infrastructure, highlight the risks, and then work with you to fix them using golden paths and proven practices.

Whether you’re a fast-moving startup or a growing enterprise, we’ll help you transform “it works on my machine” into production-grade, automated, and secure infrastructure.

• Infrastructure Roast Reports → Audits that identify anti-patterns, weak points and risks in AWS, Kubernetes, Terraform, and CI/CD.
• Golden Paths → Standardized, opinionated infrastructure modules and playbooks.
• Consultancy → Hands-on help to fix and scale your infrastructure.
• Open Source → Modules, tooling, and engineering handbooks for the community.

Because too many companies run infrastructure that’s barely holding together. We believe the best way to improve is with a little tough love — pointing out what’s broken, then helping you fix it. It’s not just critique. It’s critique with solutions.

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