CEO of UnyoCorp | Yume Overlord | Professional Bug Manufacturer
"I don't always code, but when I do, I prefer to do it at 3 AM while drinking questionable amounts of caffeine."
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Operating from a secret bunker in Tirana, Albania, I spend my days building things that people didn't know they needed until they saw them. By day, I'm the CEO of UnyoCorp, scaling the Unyo Engine to world-domination levels. By night... well, I’m secretly Batman 🦇.
- 🚀 Current Objective: Launching Yume Mobile before the coffee runs out.
- 📈 2026 KPI: Generating enough ARR to buy a Batmobile (or at least a really nice Toyota).
- 🎓 The Cover Story: Currently "studying" at Polis University to blend in with the humans.
- 🧠 Core Belief: If the code works on the first try, something is definitely wrong.
| The Heavy Artillery | The Magic Spells | The Illusionist |
|---|---|---|
C++ / C# / C |
React Native / Expo |
Blender (3D Chaos) |
Python / JS / TS |
Next.js / Tailwind |
Adobe Suite (Magic) |
Node.js / GraphQL |
Firebase / AWS |
Figma (The Vision) |
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