I code a lot. I mean a lot, a lot. I'm actually probably coding right now. 🤷‍♂️

Tools are my passion, or maybe obsession, I don't know the difference :-/. No, I do not like your tools. Your tools have quirks and limitations which my tools do not. I'm not going to clutter up my code with a bunch of //ignore statements so I can use your tools. I will build the perfect tools which understand all of my code and provides helpful and relevant feedback.

No, I do not like your code:

• Your code fills my error logs with noise. My code handles billions of server requests a day with a clean error log.
• Your code fills my browser console with noise. My browser console is free of warnings and errors.
• Your code causes panicked off cycle releases. My code is so reliable it is boring.
• Your code frequently requires maintence and breaks backwards compatibility. My code uses long term major versions to require minimal maintenance and allow predictable deprecations.