____  _____ __  __ _____ _____ ____        ___  ____
/ ___||  ___|  \/  | ____| ____|  _ \      / _ \/ ___|
\___ \| |__ | |\/| |  _| |  _| | |_) |____| | | \___ \
 ___) |  __|| |  | | |___| |___|  _ <_____| |_| |___) |
|____/|_____|_|  |_|_____|_____|_| \_\     \___/|____/

>> boot the full dashboard at semeer.me <<

interactive shell included. htop too.

semeer@infra:~$ neofetch

        ┌──────────────┐    muhammadsemeer@infra
        │   ╔══════╗   │    ─────────────────────────────────
        │   ║  MS  ║   │    role:    Infrastructure & DevOps Engineer
        │   ╚══════╝   │    host:    Kochi, Kerala — IN
        │      >_      │    org:     ClusterDev
        └──────────────┘    region:  ap-south-1
                            shell:   bash
                            state:   ● operational

semeer@infra:~$ whoami --verbose

Happiest when nothing is on fire — which usually means a lot of
quiet work happened first. I run production on AWS and a fleet of
self-hosted services: databases, dashboards, log pipelines, and
the proxies in front of them.

I care most about the boring parts: sane limits, restorable
backups, and the one graph that matters being a single click away.

$ systemctl list-units --type=target

UNIT                   LOAD    ACTIVE  SUB      DESCRIPTION
cloud-infra.target     loaded  active  running  AWS · EC2 · IAM · S3 · Identity Center · Terraform · Ansible · Cloudflare
data.target            loaded  active  running  MySQL · ClickHouse · Redis · Kafka · XtraBackup
observability.target   loaded  active  running  Grafana · Prometheus · Loki · Promtail · Sentry · Uptime Kuma · Metabase · Healthchecks
platform-net.target    loaded  active  running  Linux · systemd · Nginx · Docker · Tailscale · bash
backend.target         loaded  active  running  Node.js · TypeScript · Express · Python · MongoDB

5 loaded units listed. Pass --all to see every unit, including the experiments.

$ dmesg | tail

[  OK  ] Mounted /home/semeer/portfolio
[  OK  ] Started Nginx reverse proxy (workers balanced)
[  OK  ] Verified backups are actually restorable
[  OK  ] Suppressed all pages — nothing is on fire
[  OK  ] Reached target Boring Production

$ contact --list

semeer@infra:~$ sudo make me a coffee
semeer is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
semeer@infra:~$ # fine, you can do it the easy way: