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Original Thread: Does Jesus Get Whacked When He's Weak? Chrono Trigger, Level 1, Thread #2
Introduction![]() (The actual cover art is appalling and we shall not speak of it) From its humble beginnings as the multimillion dollar project of a top-tier video game studio's greatest designers, Chrono Trigger has grown to become loved and respected throughout the world. Released in 1996, the game quickly gathered adoration and soon became widely regarded as a paragon of artistic achievement and one of the greatest works ever created by man. ![]() (Pictured: Kazuhiko Aoki and his development team putting the finishing touches on their masterpiece) Within eight months of the game's release, major universities began to devote entire departments to its study. The refusal to release the game in Europe until 2008 inadvertently gave rise to one of the most influential scientific discoveries of the last century, with countries that did receive copies of Chrono Trigger showing a 45% increase in life expectancy while those that did not showed crippling rates of depression and tenfold sales increases in the writings of Arthur Schopenhauer. In 2002, an influential study on rhesus monkeys showed that, given the choice between a cloth "mother" that provided food or a wire mother that provided Chrono Trigger, the monkeys overwhelmingly chose to bond with the latter. In 2003, the Royal Shakespeare Company added the Chrono Trigger stage adaptation to their lineup, and reviews universally declared it to be far superior to Macbeth. ![]() As the characters began to enter and dominate the worlds' cultural consciousness, overwhelming cults of personality formed around the game's central figures. In 2001 a law was passed mandating all public parks contain monuments to the characters, and in 2008, awed by his resolute determination and anthro-lissamphibian courage, US voters overwhelmingly elected as president a schizophrenic costume-shop owner believing himself to be Frog. "Frog" would go on to eliminate the federal deficit and galvanize the world into full nuclear disarmament, though public outcry over his attempt to slice open Mt. Rushmore would leave him unable to pass either Universal Health Care or the Kyoto Protocol. ![]() (There was also a sequel. It was far from terrible, but it had little to do with this game and was mostly underwhelming.) What can possibly be added to this masterwork of design and storytelling? How does one present a work that has moved grown men to tears and brought dictatorial regimes to their knees? How does one needlessly play up a gimmick already revealed in this thread's title? By playing through the game at Level 1: ![]() Well, that's the short version. So as not to be completely misleading about what I'm doing with this LP, here are some boring logistical things.
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